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Chronically Online20 Jun 2026

Thoughts on a food delivery platform that doesn’t deliver food?

For Gen Z, the latest simulation experiences come via Platforms like FoodNeverComes and Dopamine, where the shopping carts are fake but the satisfaction is real

Chronically Online18 Jun 2026

I have 63 workout Reels saved and I’ve done exactly none of them

Fitness has never looked this good or felt this confusing. Inside the decision fatigue of knowing everything and doing nothing

By Avanti Dalal-Mehta

Chronically Online09 Jun 2026

“Be a bitch or develop an autoimmune disease” has a CTA for women

The internet’s latest health theory isn’t backed by science, but its popularity reveals how many women are exhausted by their own pleasantness

By Sheya Kurian

Comedian and content creator Jov Khan

Chronically Online16 Sep 2025

IRL Jov Khan and Instagram Jov Khan are the same—almost

The comedian and creator on the weirdest things she’s found in (others’) handbags, having mortal enemies, and being the internet’s favourite family member